thebuzz

the last time Jill was here before she moved, i took her to the self-proclaimed "happiest place on Earth", Disneyland. it is my serious contention that if it weren't so expensive to get in, it just might be (the happiest place). but since Junior can't handle walking around for the full 12 hours that Dad has paid for, and Dad gets mad because Junior is an ungrateful, whiney little bugger, it actually ends up becoming about the most miserable place on Earth. seriously, have you ever seen so many annoyed-looking people in one place?

but Jill and i had a good time, even when she accused me of cheating on the Buzz Lightyear shoot-em-up game. she claims i was interfering with her shot, but as you can adjudge from the picture, i was simply protecting my girl from the dangers of Zurg's minions. see for yourself:

me doing my best to protect Jilluns from the evil space invaders.

sometimes conventional wisdom isn't so wise, and you have to think about what's really going on. if you'll pardon the indelicacy, might i suggest that Jill was just upset about losing (check out my score on the left)? and might not the Magic Kingdom benefit from my Marginal Hourly Pricing© scheme? let me know if you want the details of this genius plan for rescuing Mickey and pals, and once again thejayfather will give you the tools to decide for yourself.